Testimonials

One kind soul asked why I don't post testimonials on this blog since it works wonders in this kind of business.....I forgot about it...... and subsequently this article emerged on my computer screen....

"The trick is ...... how to make your girls look gorgeous even when they are not.

There are make-up and push up bras that help us in our work. As long as the figure can be improved then it would be easy as the face will be 'blurred' anyway before advertising them on the net.

 If the business for a particular girl is not good, we will also help her to post positive /good reviews Field Report (FR)

There is a group of us doing it so getting a few good FR is easy. It is all about marketing"

No wonder when I read some the forums, the field testimonies are fantastic but as you analyse, the format is pretty standard in nature. Is this hint that this is done by "a group of us"



Actually, I don't need testimonies as I do have a regular client base who come to do "maintenance" once a month. I do reject smses that is based solely on "naked massage" "top or bottom" "photos request" "how young". etc

 

Fracture Penis V - Some wondering how?

Receive some emails commenting that when one is lying down on bed, the position of the penis is per pic below:

When the buttock is pressed against the penis, the penis just push towards the testicle (pic left) or to stomach area (pic right - imagine ok?) and it wouldn't break. Sure? Any person would like to comment?

..........Unless one does something like this and the other person just landed on it.

Sure or not? Anyone have any other theories?

Fracture Penis Part IV - narration of accident

What's happening is of course my girlfriend

came up top and as it came down

.aaa...either break or fracture , I think so.....

Elbe further narrated ...

To make matters worse, Elbe said everyone in the hospital was so fascinated by his injury that he had a constant stream of visitors stopping by for a look.

"The worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn't as frequent as you would suspect," Elbe wrote.

Elbe also chronicled what may well be the most awkward phone conversation in history - an emergency call to his parents, explaining why he needed them to wire him an emergency cash stash in the middle of his holiday.

Doctors expect Elbe to make a full recovery.

For those with compassion, do feel free to contribute to reduce his hospital bill......

Online sex is booming....

Further to this case http://urutbatin-manhoodtherapy.blogspot.com/2012/10/off-line-vs-on-line-sales.html we finally go online on Dec 11 2012



Teen’s sex offer a big hit
Other News & Views
Compiled by TAN SIN CHOW, MARTIN CARVALHO and A. RAMAN

A 16-YEAR-OLD girl in Johor Baru is “offering” herself to potential customers through a social networking site, reported China Press.

The “bidding” by interested parties  soared from RM800 to RM15,000 since the offer was uploaded on the site on Dec 11.

The daily reported that the majority of the bidders were willing to pay between RM2,000 and RM3,000 per month for the girl.

It is learnt that many women involved in vice-activities are now willing to be booked on a long-term basis as they feel they do not have to service too many men

Fractured Penis Part III - What actually happened ?

The MMA fighter was having sex with his girlfriend when the incident occurred. She apparently bounced too high and thereby fractured his penis. (Oh I see...not doing helicopter dance yeah?!!!)

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

 “I ended up fracturing my penis bone ... I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane -- as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

Ray Elbe was taken to a hospital in Malaysia where he received emergency surgery to repair a tear in his urinary tube. After surgery he was given "anti-erection pills" and ordered to take them for two weeks.(means no sex lah...)

Ray Elbe's girlfriend was extremely sorry and has plans to make it up to him while in the Philippines.

"In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

Ray Elbe has learned a hard lesson; no bouncing allowed during sex. Hopefully, he has recovered fully and will be extra careful in the Philippines.

Is this vigorous sex? - Part II

Most often, these mishaps were sustained while having sex in non-traditional settings, such as on stairs, over kitchen tables, or in closets, or when trying new sexual positions.


In the U.K. study, perhaps surprisingly, the most dangerous spots for sex were also the most ordinary: the sofa, a chair, or the shower.

One patient of Goldberg's, a man in his sixties, suffered a fracture when he fell down while masturbating in an attempt to rush to the door to lock it when he heard his mother trying to get in.

 They occur when the erect penis is bent forcefully; there may be a popping or cracking sound.

In the U.S., "we don't have a good handle on how common [these injuries] are, mainly because people do not admit that that is how they got injured," says Debby Herbenick, research scientist at Indiana University and author of "Because It Feels Good."
"Patients will say they slipped in the shower if it's something [particularly embarassing]," she says.

 "If anything causes discomfort it should be discontinued," he says. "Just because something is supposed to be 'fun,' doesn't mean it works for you." (like this ar??)

fracture penis Part 1

PETALING JAYA: Mixed martial arts fighter Ray Elbe (30 American) who teaches Brazilian jiu-jitsu at a studio in Ara Damansara sufferred the most excruciating injuries of his life ---------> “fracturing” his penis.

 How and when?

While having sex with his girlfriend on Dec 3.

Painful Experience

“I jumped out from that intimate moment with blood shooting out from my groin. I tried to run to the shower and felt myself losing consciousness,” said Elbe

He collapsed and ended up with 10 stitches to his chin and several chipped teeth.

He added that as a result of the injury, he would be unable to urinate properly for several weeks.

 Hospital bills

The accident also proved to be a costly affair, leaving Elbe with RM17,000 in hospital bills.

Statistic

According to Prof Dr George Lee, a clinical associate professor in urology from Monash University Sunway Association, such an injury was not completely uncommon, having attended to three such cases in his five years of working in Malaysia.

 What causes the injury?

Dr Lee said the injury was caused by tissue, which traps blood in the organ during erection, breaking when bent. (How ah???)

“The person will hear a cracking sound followed by intense pain and flaccidity. It is a medical emergency. We only have six to 10 hours to repair the organ before there is irreversible damage,” he said.

Dr Lee advised men to minimise the risk of injury by not having vigorous sex. (How ah???? Is it like this?....see next post)

 sos: The Star :Tuesday December 18, 2012

Kidney - self test

The kidney is one of the most important organ in our body. Malfunction will lead to serious problems.....especially sexual problem.



When performing my massage therapy, this is one area which I must perform - both the back and front area of the body.

How to know one's kidney is health. Just do this SIMPLE test

Test
Pour a little urine into a glass of water.

Result :

 (1) if the water is still clean, the body is healthy
 (2) if it becomes cloudy or the oil floating on the water, then one need to take precaution

Symptoms of unhealthy kidney
 

(1) Inability to urinate, dripping, dripping endless.

(2) Morning, puffy eyes.

(3) Legs feel weak after climbing to the third floor, or weak when standing for more than 1 hr

(4) Backache after sitting in a chair watching television more than two hours

(5) Hair shedding when shampoo.

(7) always feel sleepy but can not sleep, finally fell asleep, wake up again want to sleep

Forgotten zone - pubic hair (1)

Pubic hair has a job to do – stop shaving and leave it alone

Shaving pubic hair only removes a cushion against friction, leaves microscopic open wounds and exposes you to infections

Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing a cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, protection from bacteria and other unwanted pathogens, and is the visible result of long-awaited adolescent hormones, certainly nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about

Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles left behind, leaving microscopic open wounds. Rather than suffering a comparison to a bristle brush, frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. 

When that irritation is combined with the warm moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture medium for some of the nastiest of bacterial pathogens, namely Group A Streptococcus, Staphylococcus aureus and its recently mutated cousin methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA).

 There is an increase in staph boils and abscesses, necessitating incisions to drain the infection, resulting in scarring that can be significant. It is not at all unusual to find pustules and other hair-follicle inflammation papules on shaved genitals.

Additionally, I've seen cellulitis (soft-tissue bacterial infection without abscess) of the scrotum, labia and penis as a result of spread of bacteria from shaving or from sexual contact with strep or staph bacteria from a partner's skin.

 Some clinicians are finding that freshly shaved pubic areas and genitals are also more vulnerable to herpes infections due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to viruses carried by mouth or genitals. It follows that there may be vulnerability to spread of other STIs as well.

Malay version

Rambut kemaluan mempunyai kerja untuk dilakukan - berhenti bercukur dan biarkan dia bersendirian

Rambut kemaluan tidak mempunyai tujuan, menyediakan kusyen terhadap geseran yang boleh menyebabkan lelasan kulit dan kecederaan, perlindungan daripada bakteria dan lain-lain patogen yang tidak diingini, dan adalah hasil yang boleh dilihat lama ditunggu-tunggu hormon remaja, sudah tentu apa-apa untuk berasa malu atau malu tentang

Penyingkiran rambut kemaluan secara semulajadi merengsa dan inflames folikel rambut ketinggalan, meninggalkan luka terbuka mikroskopik. Bukannya menderita berbanding dengan berus, penyingkiran rambut yang kerap adalah perlu untuk kekal licin, menyebabkan kerengsaan tetap kawasan dicukur atau Wax.

Apabila kerengsaan yang digabungkan dengan persekitaran yang panas lembap kemaluan, ia menjadi satu medium budaya gembira bagi sesetengah daripada nastiest patogen bakteria, iaitu Kumpulan A Streptococcus, Staphylococcus aureus dan sepupu baru-baru ini bermutasi methicillin tahan Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA).

Bisul dan abses "Staph" bolih berjangkit di kawasan yang dah bercukur. Untuk menghentikan jangkitan tersebut, kita memerlukan incisions untuk mengalirkan jangkitan. Keputusan incisions menyebabkan parut. 

Kita juga selalu mendapat pustules dan lain papules radang folikel rambut di kemaluan yang dah dicukur.

Selain itu, saya telah melihat selulitis (-tisu lembut jangkitan bakteria tanpa bernanah) daripada labia skrotum, dan zakar akibat penyebaran bakteria dari bercukur atau dari hubungan seks dengan strep atau Staph bakteria dari kulit rakan kongsi.

Sesetengah doktor menyatakan bahawa kawasan kemaluan yang baru dicukur juga lebih terdedah kepada herpes jangkitan yang disebabkan oleh luka mikroskopik yang terdedah kepada virus yang dibawa oleh mulut atau kemaluan. Ia mengikuti bahawa mungkin terdapat kelemahan untuk menyebarkan STI lain juga.

sos: 

• • Emily Gibson
  • guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 7 August 2012 11.51 BST

Prevent airborne viruses - cough + sneeze

Some concerned individuals have asked me how I protect myself especially if the client who come in have a minor cough...So far have not experience before....but on LRT yes. Usually when I have a minor cough or flu, NO massage for that day in order to protect my customers. 

To protect myself especially in public places (unavoidable especially in a crowed mall, bus, or train) I will perform this simple exercise:

Place:  Quiet Area most suitable but not necessary

Duration: 1 minute , twice a day (for only one week)

Method: Spread hands like claws, ,press the fingernails of one hand into the fingertips of the other hand firmly. Hold this position firmly. After 1 minute, change to the other hand and perform the same.



Precaution: Don't use to much pressure as this would break the skin
Result: Soothing  especially when eyes are close + focus on the sensations taking place throughout your body. 

Penis Enlargement with Olive Oil

Bigger is not always better! Think again...The cause of Penile Cancer....

The Story

"I had olive oil  injected into my penis 19 years ago. A friend had done it and told us about it. That friend did injections for me and two others at home," said the patient, who sought treatment for cancer at the Police General Hospital.

Another Story??

Three years after the injection, the tip of his penis showed signs of infection. He decided to get circumcised, which seemed to cure the problem. However, the infection recurred recently. He was diagnosed with cancer.

He was injected with olive oil - No word yet on whether the olive oil was virgin or extra virgin.  

The man’s genitals were working "just fine" until about six months ago. He suffered a cut to his penis and without proper treatment the wound became infected.

He was ashamed to visit a doctor, but the pain and the infection grew so he had no choice.

He was admitted to a private hospital, where doctors found out that cancer has spread in the region. They suggested he move to a government hospital to save on the cost of treatment.

Doctors had no choice but to remove his penis, but the cancer spread towards his abdomen and his testicles.

Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine.  This means squat.

What does Doctor have to say?

He said injecting olive oil into a penis cannot enlarge its size. The olive oil, which cannot be absorbed into the body, causes irritation and the body reacts by building connective tissue which can turn malignant.

Doctors are seeing a trend of Thai men injecting olive oil into their penises. About 30 or 40 patients turn up at the hospital every month because of the injections.

The risky and unproven method using the oil - although bees wax, silicone and even paraffin are often also used - is common in Thailand with one Bangkok hospital receiving about 40 patients a month concerned about side-effects.

Pol Lt Gen Jongjate Aojanepong, surgeon-general of the Police General Hospital, said it is a myth that penis injections increase organ size.

"There is no medical procedure to increase the size and make it work properly without causing harm. Normally, the procedure is used for erectile dysfunction," he said.

Words from Urologist

Dr Surat Kittisupaporn, a urologist, said the substances used for penis injections include olive oil and silicone.

"Olive oil is the most popular because it is cheap and widely available," he said.

"But if it turns out to be cancer, it has to be removed," he said.

What about Health Officials

HEALTH officials have told Thai men size does not matter 

What about Women??

Hehe...

sos: Bangkok Post

Survey : Masturbation + Testicle

Really would like to do a survey to confirm whether masturbation can affect the shape of the testicle and conclude that this individual is HIGHLY SEXED UP....hehe

In the above pic, why is it that we can see a certain part of the testicle (on the left) while it is not clearly visible on the right? Hidden by the hand??

No...could be due to years and years of masturbation + sexual pressure (not pleasure...mind you) lah. 

Look at this picture. Such a nice juicy even level of the testicles. This indicates that this person has engaged in only minor masturbation.

 What about this?  Your comment please.....

Conclusion:

So the side effect of masturbation + sexual excitement are:

1) It usually make one testicle protrude outwards while the other one looks noticeably smaller.

2) By looking at a person testicle, I will be able to determine whether that person love sex or not.

So please GO CHECK YOURS AND SEE WHETHER IT AGREE WITH this deduction?

Email to me at abdbrian@gmail.com of your result.  Of course Private + Confidential lah...

Malay version

Benar-benar ingin untuk melakukan kaji selidik untuk mengesahkan sama ada melancap boleh menjejaskan bentuk testis dan menyimpulkan bahawa individu tersebut minat sek tak .... hehe

Gambar atas menunjukkan mengapa kita boleh melihat bahagian-bahagian tertentu testis (di sebelah kiri) sementara waktu kita tidak dapat dilihat jelas di sebelah kanan? Disembunyikan oleh tangan?

Bukan .. mungkin disebabkan olih tahun dan tahun-tahun melancap + tekanan seksual (bukan keseronokan ... hehe) 

Lihatlah gambar ini. Buah zakar sama rata hingga air liuh meleleh. Ini menunjukkan bahawa individu ini tak banyak melibat dalam melancap 

Bagaimana tentang gambar di atasi? Sila komen .....

Kesimpulan:

Jadi kesan sampingan melancap + keseronokan seksual adalah:

1) Ia biasanya membuat satu testis menonjol keluar manakala satu lagi kelihatan nyata lebih kecil.
2) Dengan melihat pada testis seseorang, saya akan dapat menentukan sama ada orang yang suka seks atau tidak.

Jadi sila menyiasiat buah zakar anda dan LIHAT SAMA ADA IT BERSETUJU DENGAN gajian ini?
Sila e-mel kepada saya di abdbrian@gmail.com keputusan anda. Sudah tentu "Swasta + Sulit" lah ...

Another boyfriend scam?????

Too sad , received the above "hate" email from an unknown sender who is hell bend to take revenge . Anyone interested to see his photo and "guguchio" can send me an email to "abdbrian@gmail.com"......otherwise if I present it here, I might get banned and you won't be able to see this blog anymore.

The person who wrote contradict herself. First she said ...."can never go stiff" then later ".....major problem with erection" . Which is which, sweet lady?????

Actually his 1 inch penis can be "corrected" but definitely not within one or two days......or one urut batin massage

Malay version

Terlalu sedih kerana menerima e-mel "berdendam" daripada seorang penghantar yang tidak diketahui yang bengkok neraka untuk membalas dendam. Sesiapa yang berminat untuk melihat gambar lelaki tersebut dan batang nya boleh hantar saya e-mel "abdbrian@gmail.com" ......  jika saya "tayangkan" di sini, saya mungkin akan diharamkan dan anda tidak akan dapat melihat ini blog lagi

Perempuan yang menulis menyangkal dirinya sendiri. Pertama katanya .... "tidak boleh sengit" kemudian "..... masalah utama dengan batang naik ". Yang mana, wanita manis??

Sebenarnya zakar 1 inci boleh "diperbetulkan" tetapi pasti bukan dalam masa satu atau dua hari ...... atau satu urut batin urut

Avoiding testicular vein knot (2)

Over anxious in rectifying a problem (with regards to eliminating testicular vein knot) for some will result in injury

This photo shows that this guy has put too much pressure in performing the exercise.

However don't be alarm. Avoid doing the exercise till the injury is healed. Thereafter, reduce your pressure and go slow man......ie. you may alternate the exercise.