Testimonials

One kind soul asked why I don't post testimonials on this blog since it works wonders in this kind of business.....I forgot about it...... and subsequently this article emerged on my computer screen....

"The trick is ...... how to make your girls look gorgeous even when they are not.

There are make-up and push up bras that help us in our work. As long as the figure can be improved then it would be easy as the face will be 'blurred' anyway before advertising them on the net.

 If the business for a particular girl is not good, we will also help her to post positive /good reviews Field Report (FR)

There is a group of us doing it so getting a few good FR is easy. It is all about marketing"

No wonder when I read some the forums, the field testimonies are fantastic but as you analyse, the format is pretty standard in nature. Is this hint that this is done by "a group of us"



Actually, I don't need testimonies as I do have a regular client base who come to do "maintenance" once a month. I do reject smses that is based solely on "naked massage" "top or bottom" "photos request" "how young". etc

 

Fracture Penis V - Some wondering how?

Receive some emails commenting that when one is lying down on bed, the position of the penis is per pic below:

When the buttock is pressed against the penis, the penis just push towards the testicle (pic left) or to stomach area (pic right - imagine ok?) and it wouldn't break. Sure? Any person would like to comment?

..........Unless one does something like this and the other person just landed on it.

Sure or not? Anyone have any other theories?

Fracture Penis Part IV - narration of accident

What's happening is of course my girlfriend

came up top and as it came down

.aaa...either break or fracture , I think so.....

Elbe further narrated ...

To make matters worse, Elbe said everyone in the hospital was so fascinated by his injury that he had a constant stream of visitors stopping by for a look.

"The worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn't as frequent as you would suspect," Elbe wrote.

Elbe also chronicled what may well be the most awkward phone conversation in history - an emergency call to his parents, explaining why he needed them to wire him an emergency cash stash in the middle of his holiday.

Doctors expect Elbe to make a full recovery.

For those with compassion, do feel free to contribute to reduce his hospital bill......

Online sex is booming....

Further to this case http://urutbatin-manhoodtherapy.blogspot.com/2012/10/off-line-vs-on-line-sales.html we finally go online on Dec 11 2012



Teen’s sex offer a big hit
Other News & Views
Compiled by TAN SIN CHOW, MARTIN CARVALHO and A. RAMAN

A 16-YEAR-OLD girl in Johor Baru is “offering” herself to potential customers through a social networking site, reported China Press.

The “bidding” by interested parties  soared from RM800 to RM15,000 since the offer was uploaded on the site on Dec 11.

The daily reported that the majority of the bidders were willing to pay between RM2,000 and RM3,000 per month for the girl.

It is learnt that many women involved in vice-activities are now willing to be booked on a long-term basis as they feel they do not have to service too many men

Fractured Penis Part III - What actually happened ?

The MMA fighter was having sex with his girlfriend when the incident occurred. She apparently bounced too high and thereby fractured his penis. (Oh I see...not doing helicopter dance yeah?!!!)

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

 “I ended up fracturing my penis bone ... I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane -- as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”

Ray Elbe was taken to a hospital in Malaysia where he received emergency surgery to repair a tear in his urinary tube. After surgery he was given "anti-erection pills" and ordered to take them for two weeks.(means no sex lah...)

Ray Elbe's girlfriend was extremely sorry and has plans to make it up to him while in the Philippines.

"In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

Ray Elbe has learned a hard lesson; no bouncing allowed during sex. Hopefully, he has recovered fully and will be extra careful in the Philippines.

Is this vigorous sex? - Part II

Most often, these mishaps were sustained while having sex in non-traditional settings, such as on stairs, over kitchen tables, or in closets, or when trying new sexual positions.


In the U.K. study, perhaps surprisingly, the most dangerous spots for sex were also the most ordinary: the sofa, a chair, or the shower.

One patient of Goldberg's, a man in his sixties, suffered a fracture when he fell down while masturbating in an attempt to rush to the door to lock it when he heard his mother trying to get in.

 They occur when the erect penis is bent forcefully; there may be a popping or cracking sound.

In the U.S., "we don't have a good handle on how common [these injuries] are, mainly because people do not admit that that is how they got injured," says Debby Herbenick, research scientist at Indiana University and author of "Because It Feels Good."
"Patients will say they slipped in the shower if it's something [particularly embarassing]," she says.

 "If anything causes discomfort it should be discontinued," he says. "Just because something is supposed to be 'fun,' doesn't mean it works for you." (like this ar??)

fracture penis Part 1

PETALING JAYA: Mixed martial arts fighter Ray Elbe (30 American) who teaches Brazilian jiu-jitsu at a studio in Ara Damansara sufferred the most excruciating injuries of his life ---------> “fracturing” his penis.

 How and when?

While having sex with his girlfriend on Dec 3.

Painful Experience

“I jumped out from that intimate moment with blood shooting out from my groin. I tried to run to the shower and felt myself losing consciousness,” said Elbe

He collapsed and ended up with 10 stitches to his chin and several chipped teeth.

He added that as a result of the injury, he would be unable to urinate properly for several weeks.

 Hospital bills

The accident also proved to be a costly affair, leaving Elbe with RM17,000 in hospital bills.

Statistic

According to Prof Dr George Lee, a clinical associate professor in urology from Monash University Sunway Association, such an injury was not completely uncommon, having attended to three such cases in his five years of working in Malaysia.

 What causes the injury?

Dr Lee said the injury was caused by tissue, which traps blood in the organ during erection, breaking when bent. (How ah???)

“The person will hear a cracking sound followed by intense pain and flaccidity. It is a medical emergency. We only have six to 10 hours to repair the organ before there is irreversible damage,” he said.

Dr Lee advised men to minimise the risk of injury by not having vigorous sex. (How ah???? Is it like this?....see next post)

 sos: The Star :Tuesday December 18, 2012

Kidney - self test

The kidney is one of the most important organ in our body. Malfunction will lead to serious problems.....especially sexual problem.



When performing my massage therapy, this is one area which I must perform - both the back and front area of the body.

How to know one's kidney is health. Just do this SIMPLE test

Test
Pour a little urine into a glass of water.

Result :

 (1) if the water is still clean, the body is healthy
 (2) if it becomes cloudy or the oil floating on the water, then one need to take precaution

Symptoms of unhealthy kidney
 

(1) Inability to urinate, dripping, dripping endless.

(2) Morning, puffy eyes.

(3) Legs feel weak after climbing to the third floor, or weak when standing for more than 1 hr

(4) Backache after sitting in a chair watching television more than two hours

(5) Hair shedding when shampoo.

(7) always feel sleepy but can not sleep, finally fell asleep, wake up again want to sleep