Off line vs On line sales

A) Off Line sales 

Result : No bidder???

B) Online sales:

Results

1) Brazilian Student Sells Virginity For $780,000 in an online auction. That is Catarina Migliorini (20) bid by Natsu (Japanese man)  Total 15 bids

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Migliorini's decision to sell her virginity to the highest bidder has sparked outrage across the globe, with some  claiming she was little more than a prostitute.

Her response : "I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it .......If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer."

She added: "It's more sane than doing it drunk at a party with a stranger."

Public Comment:

1) A whore by another name. Why Japs so stupid? I'm sure he can find plenty of cheap (er) virgins around.

2) Why she is worth that much money ? Virginity got so ex meh ? maybe he thought it is jap yen.

3) She is smart one. Chicken mei mei  fuck so many ah pek also wont live to see that kind of money

4) Since, she will lose it sooner or later,,why loose it to some other chap when can really get good money for it,,??

5) there are plenty of cheaper real angmo virgiins from Eastern Europe states. Plenty. But that jap chap is just ... 

6) Nowadays, virginity is not a precious commodity. That is a very expensive whore

7) 780k is no no joke for a virgin........ What is so so special inside that holy cunt cunt......

8) re-attaching the hymen is easily available in southern China and yes, for a minute fraction of the bidded price

2) 21-year-old Sydney student Alex Stepanov, fetched US$3,000, paid by a Brazilian woman. Total 14 bids  from Brazil, India, Australia and US

Not much information about guys. Why arr.........? Not one interested in guys?
Method of Delivery


Australian media said Migliorini would be "delivered" to her buyer on board a plane to Australia and that she would be interviewed before and after losing her virginity at a secret location.

He said the act would be consummated, but not filmed, in the next few weeks.

Terms and Conditions

A condom was compulsory and Natsu must be tested beforehand for any sexually transmitted diseases.

Public Comment:

1) Why get a virgin if cannot fuck raw

2) Its the egoistic pleasure of being the first. It is also the egoistic pleasure of telling the world that I have the money by outbidding the rest.

3) Why he has to use a condom when he had paid her with that kind of price ?

4) Very sinful to part with 780k for a virgin and yet need to wear helmet. Might as well pcc. 780k can cover one's bonking career from 20s to 70s.    

5) What he did not realise is that he really exhibited the lack of intelligence by bidding so much for it. For he knows the price of everything but value of none. Virgins could be had for a tiny fraction of his bidded price.

6) For that price he bidded for, he could definitely impose his terms and condition. In this case this goondu has to do it with a raincoat. WTF!! Where got fun. Even the thinnest raincoat of 0.03 is still a raincoat. I am tempted to say Gong ... C... B ... but... no, I won't do it

Sperm + Antibiotics + Saline Solution = ????

A 47-year-old doctor and professor mixed human sperm (his own), antibiotics and saline solution to make a concoction he called his "secret prescription". 

How it works ah....?


Well, well....he used it to massage around patients' vaginas to 'cure' various gynaecological diseases.  Luo Jie said his prescription, applied to the vagina worked wonders in curing  headache and stomachache. (Aiyo ....just take panodol lah....stupid woman)

He also claimed the prescription can heal a bruise after a falling from a motorcycle.

(Hey...he haven't tested it with the penis.... How to test ? No hole there like the vagina .....Me so bad right?)

Where is the place?

 A hospital in the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region....(Any body knows....Want to know his secret recipe....as he claimed to have discovered a new way to cure gynecological disease after spending years of study in traditional Chinese medicine.




Why in the News?

Kena sue lah.

 A woman (Wang Juan) reported the man to police after he introduced his sperm into her vagina....but she went there to treat for pelvic inflammation...


He treated patients in this manner for seven (!) years until he was arrested in 2010 for raping a patient.

Aiyo...2010....now 2012.

sos:

Doctor Uses His Sperm To Cure Women

By Simone Camy on October 24, 2012 

Can you perform??

Sex education for the 21st century.

.......with family members (mother and sister)  watching son making love.....

To make sure it is poke correctly and not mess it up or else no grandson. Hehe


But...but .. I thought sex is suppose to be personal. No one should enjoy a free show...yeah . Isn't it VERY awkward? Maybe the purpose is not to enjoy sex but just a process of making babies!! Perhaps the son is an exhibitionist

I guess this family need to go to Tanjung Rambutan (mental hospital in Perak)

Anti-climax

Well, well, it is just a scene shot from a HK Cat III soft pxxn flick

《一路向西》激情戲劇照曝光

Now I know...hehe

Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network required employees to inject "models" with TriMix (a controlled substances used to treat erectile dysfunction) using a hypodermic syringe into the model's penis




Why arr??

....of course "to maintain an erection for multiple hours in duration, during which time substantial shooting of the film can take place at one time without lengthy breaks to ensure the actor maintains an erection."

Oh tes nei (Oh, I see)...after decades of wondering why the porn actors are soooo "strong and sustainable". I first I thought they just edit the films as some claim day it is a few days of shooting and later edited into a half hour show!

sos (San Francisco Chronical dated 13 October 2012)

How far can you shoot? / Sejauh mana anda boleh menembak?

A guy was very disappointed as he saw his sperm just oozes out. He then ask why his friends can squirt out so far as up to the neck as this give the impression that his penis is still perky and sustainable

Here, squirt means able to emit semen with a heavy shot, while dribble means it comes out in a trickle.

Is the above statement true?  

Well this has to do with

(1) a strong erection

(2) the abundance of sperm.

This usually happens when a person has no sexual activity for quite some time . So the seminal pouch will be full as the semen is stored in abundance. When the deal is on after such a long wait, it will radiated with a rapid and numerous squirt. 

On the contrary, if someone was regularly having sex until the seminal pouch do not have enough time to adequately replenished, it is certain it will trickle out due to less quantity of sperm

These two factors alone determine length of the squirt or dribble 

Other factors like

(3) age.  The older one would have less emission.

(4) breed factors (genetics) also plays a role. Some people can shoot as far as 3 feet or more, but on average only 7-10 inches.

Malay version

Seorang lelaki amat kecewa kerana beliau melihat sperma hanya meleleh keluar. Beliau kemudian bertanya mengapa kawan-kawannya boleh muncrat keluar setakat sehingga ke leher sebab ini memberi gambaran bahawa zakarnya masih gagah dan mampan

Di sini, muncrat bermakna dapat mengeluarkan air mani dengan pukulan berat, manakala menitiskan bermakna ia datang keluar di meleleh

Soalannya - kenapa ada orang boleh memancutkan maninya sedangkan yang lain hanya keluar meleleh saja?

Nah ini mempunyai kaitan dengan

(1) ereksi yang kuat

(2) banyak sperma.

Ini biasanya berlaku apabila seseorang tidak mempunyai aktiviti seksual untuk sekian lama. Jadi kantung mani akan penuh sebagai air mani disimpan dengan banyaknya. Apabila perjanjian itu adalah selepas menunggu lama, ia akan terpancar dengan muncrat pesat dan pelbagai.

Sebaliknya, jika seseorang itu kerap mengadakan hubungan seks sehingga kantung mani tidak mempunyai masa yang cukup secukupnya ditambah, ia adalah tertentu ia akan meleleh keluar disebabkan kurang kuantiti sperma

Kedua-dua faktor sahaja menentukan panjang muncrat atau menitis

Faktor-faktor lain seperti

(3) umur. Yang lebih tua akan mempunyai pelepasan yang kurang.

(4) faktor baka (genetik) juga memainkan peranan. Sesetengah orang boleh menembak sejauh sebagai 3 kaki atau lebih, tetapi pada hanya 7-10 inci purata.

True ProLife Vegrow was marketed as a traditional herbal product that promises to strengthen the body and maintain health.

It was adulterated with propoxyphenyl-thiohydroxyhomosildenafil, a chemical similar to sildenafil, which is a drug used medically for sexual enhancement.

 

A man in his 70s took True ProLife Vegrow for three days and developed giddiness, headache, shortness of breath and backache.

He saw a doctor and was advised to stop taking the product, after which he recovered in a couple of days

Another Medicine (for Gout)

 

Kapsul Gaut (Asam Urat), a traditional herbal remedy for treatment of gout.

The product claimed to contain herbal ingredients effective in the relief of pain, rheumatism and fatigue.

HSA (Health Science Authority, Singapore) said it contained dexamethasone, a potent steroid.

However, those who have consumed Kapsul Gaut should not stop taking the product abruptly as it contains a potent steroid......BUT...

HSA said stopping a potent steroid abruptly can lead to withdrawal symptoms such as weakness, fatigue, weight loss, nausea, diarrhoea, low blood pressure, joint pain and bowel obstruction due to the slowing down of intestinal contractions.

They should stop consuming the product with medical supervision.

Massage Bed

Wow...this new massage bed is now being sold at RM5,988. The advantage is that you can sleep on it for 24 hours a day.

The biggest disadvantage is:

1) It cannot massage your front body.

2) More so, it will break your lianchao if you try to be funny. Hehe

3) It will increase your electricity bill.

4) It cannot increase your endorphine. This can only be release via touching. It has been said that hugging 21 times will make you happy the whole day

From the below pic alone, a lot of people are interested in massage but too shy to be in touch with humans.....but to robot, they don't mind....thus the name of this massage bed as "Robot Tech Massage"

 If you are more lifestyle savvy, yes there are various varieties for you to choose but this come with a PRICE.....for me, I tak mampu. So sad....

Snake Wine for great sexual performance??

Was walking at the old wind of One-utama shopping complex and saw the Vietnamese Restaurant



What caught my attention is this display which is located near the tricksaw on the left

It’s got a fucking cobra and a scorpion in it. Fuck. Inside, a cobra snake in perched up position making the hood visible and excellent for display

Isn't this a 5 star Presentation

This fine wine comes out of south east asia and has to be awarded 5 stars for presentation alone! The bottle is sealed tightly, reinforced with tape to prevent any leakage.

Sometimes they try to rip you off with the cobras. If you look closely its not always a cobra, sometimes its just a water snake that has been pulled and prodded to look like a cobra

Method of Preparation

 Snake blood wine is prepared by cutting a snake along its underside and draining its blood into the drinking cup filled with rice wine or grain alcohol. Snake bile wine is prepared in a similar method by using the contents of the gall bladder.

The drink itself is a rice wine or rice spirit that has been infused with a combination of real Cobras, Vine Snakes, Scorpions, ginseng roots and herbal seedpods + red pepper pellets. before the drink is left to ferment for months so that a truly unique, and somewhat acquired, taste can be achieved. During this period any venom that is present is also neutralised by the alcohol.

Why people drink??

Snakes are believed to possess medicinal qualities and the wine is often advertised to cure everything from hair loss to short-sightedness, as well as to increase sexual desire, performance and virility of gullible men. 

How much to drink?

Snake which is the less dangerous among medicinal wines, people shouldn't drink more than 15-30 ml of this wine a day.

All famous herbalists questioned about Snake wine and others medicinal wines said that these wines could cause problems if taken in excessive amounts, but fortunately not health threatening problem.

Cost

US45 sold in ebay or Euro 80 at certain sites - again depending on the wine's capacity