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Tuesday 25 September 2012

Automatic Sperm Extractor

The screen on the machine plays artistic movies (porn lah for those who don't catch the meaning)  when the machine is switch on....somemore... with surround sound in the room. hehe. If you don't like, the machine is also equipped with headphones and two handles on both sides.

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The “massage pipe” in front can be adjusted according to the height of the user.

 Users can also adjust:
- speed (wow, I like the rhythm 9, 1, 9)
-frequency
-force (good, the harder the better)
-temperature etc. 

Too bad...there are terms and conditions attached to this machine.

1) For male infertility patient

“When male infertility patient come for treatment, we must first fully inspect the sperm which requires sperm extraction.” Zhu said, 

2) This machine is only recommended for patients that had difficulty retrieving sperms

3) User must use a condom

4)It is not use for sperm donation.( In fact, sperm bank has very high standards; donors must go through strict medical examination and they will definitely not use a sperm extractor.) 

Disclaimer:

Use at your own risk if your  lan jiao put in kena electrocuted.

My hope:

Will Osim manufacture this product in future? I think it will sell if the price is not that expensive. Found out that it cost only RM2,800-00. Cheap leh....Want to save money use this...hehe



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