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Friday 24 August 2012

Malaysian diets bad for sexual energy track

 

After years of conducting urut batin, it finally drum on me that our Malaysian diet affects the sexual energy track. Most of my local clients as young as 25 have "bad" sexual energy track while another (senior citizen) who consume non-Malaysian food has an extremely good sexual energy track. It all boils down to "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT".

 

Guess a diet that improves the taste of sperm should do the trick. Hehe

Fruit, Juices and Sweets. Acidic fruits, such as sweets, and fruits give our sperm a pleasant, sugary flavor (YES) . A bowl of Muesli for breakfast will do the trick. Kick away your nasi lemak and char kiew tieh. 

 

Common sense dictates that if you taste good, your lover will want to eat you more often, so improving your body's taste and smell should be important to you.


Dairy, Meat, Hard Liquor and some Vegetable (eg asparagus. You can't miss the taste of asparagus-laced semen.) Alcohol especially can make your semen extremely bitter while meat and fish produce a bitter, fish taste. (NO)

 The perfect recipe goes something like this: plenty of water, little dairy, no caffeine (or cocaine, or similar, bitter alkaloids)

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