Geylang....oh...Geylang

We visited Lorong x and saw this target - a PRC girl. Initially, we just want to inquire the price tag at this joint.

The opening price was S$100 + S$20 for the room.

My friend "tak bolih tahan" just book one . As for me, I have been doing massage and charge S$20 for 1.5 hours viewed such rate as EXPENSIVE!!!....... but Malaysians said that I charged to high. Perhaps SEX (entering the hole) is more EXPENSIVE than plain massage but I still do prostate massage ma!!!

Anyway, I went to the coffee shop at the entrance of the Lorong X to wait for him to complete the marathon run.

My gosh....within 25 minutes I received a call from him asking where am I. I asked him why so fast as I thought he can perform for at least an hour!

When we met at the entrance of the brothel, he gave me a sour face and told me that the PRC pros demanded another $100 if he wants to continue as the time is up....

I was like ah??....... I thought it was supposed to be $100 for 1 shot regardless of the time.

So next time, please do not forget that time is part of the package. This means S$100 @ 25 Minutes (whether you cum or not)...

My friend was damn sore as he hasn't complete the project. He was just half way through sex and still need to time to come to a climax. He was very unhappy and felt cheated.... 

Unlucky guy, paid S$120 to get a bath and half a fuck and blue balls.

For you, would you want to complete the fxxking process by paying another S$100?????? but you need to cum out real fast before another 25 minutes is up.

What if softer?

Sometimes we feel that our erections are real hard and solid during foreplay and arousal...However when it enter it become soft a bit or when inside it may becomes more soft and eventually slip out. This causes embarassment with our partners
 
 

Don't worry brother as it has been said that this sounds like a classic psychological ED especially when the erections are finde during foreplay but falters during peneration.

Suggestions:

1) abstain from all masturbation- do not ejaculate unless it's during sex.  Masturbation can condition our penis in a negative fashion. 

2) focus on stamina work- make it a priority.

Test our erections after a PE workout.  If we have trouble getting erect 15 minutes after a workout, we're overdoing it.

Testes

A lot of times, we have been wondering why the scrotum is uneven? And some even ask to the extend of whether there is a need to perform surgery...

Well, most men have one testis lower than the other as nature designed it that way so that your testes don't knock or rub against each other as you walk....hehe ....sounds logical right?

Sex and Breathing...

Have you noticed that during the initial few minutes into the foreplay stage, our breathing starts off SLOWLY. However, as one gets more and more aroused, the breathing starts to speed up. The more we get excited and aroused, the faster is the breathing.......eventually we reach climax and ejaculate

From this description, I noticed that one of the techniques to last longer in bed is to CONTROL our breathing. How??

BREATH IN A RELAXED MANNER

This means that breathing and ejaculation is inter linked. So just pay attention to our breathing during sex.


Whenever I noticed that my breathing is heavy, I take a deep breath, let it go.....and continue breathing normal again. In this way, the climax effect is no longer great and I can enjoy longer. Hehe

Malay version

Adakah anda perasan bahawa selama beberapa minit awal ke peringkat foreplay, pernafasan kita bermula PERLAHAN. Bagaimanapun, sebagai satu mendapat lebih dan lebih terangsang, pernafasan mula mempercepatkan. Lebih banyak kita mendapatkan teruja dan terangsang, lebih cepat bernafas ....... akhirnya kita mencapai klimaks dan ejakulasi

 Dari huraian ini, saya menyedari bahawa salah satu teknik untuk bertahan lebih lama di atas katil adalah untuk KAWALAN pernafasan kami.  

Macam mana??

 Tarik nafas DALAM CARA santai

 Ini bermakna bahawa pernafasan dan ejakulasi antara dikaitkan. Jadi hanya memberi perhatian kepada pernafasan kita semasa melakukan hubungan seks.

 Setiap kali saya dapati bahawa pernafasan saya adalah berat, saya mengambil nafas, biarkan ia pergi ..... dan terus bernafas kembali biasa. Dengan cara ini, kesan klimaks tiada lagi hebat dan saya boleh menikmati masa yang lebih lama. hehe

Sexual Calorie Counter

 (Courtesy from: Elizabeth Gursecki, http://www.c4vct.com, http://www.guzer.com)

Quite interesting to note how much calories are burnt for each sexual activity.

Having Sex

Make it hot, make it loud, make it last - these are the keys to annihilate those calories during sex. Having sex with your partner can get rid of 85 to 150 calories per half hour, depending on all of the variables. You can also go for several position changes for an overall body workout. And don’t just lie or sit there, get moving! If you’re lying on top, sway your hips. If you’re squatting on top, bounce up and down. Of course, make sure that you reach your peak. More calories are lost if you orgasm.

Who said exercise has to be boring and tedious? Surely, you’ll never get tired of this pleasurable workout, and it's an activity that both you and your partner can benefit from. So take advantage of your Saturday morning, afternoon or night and burn some calories

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 Kissing
Get ready for a smooch fest and lose 68 calories per hour. When you and your partner first started dating, you’d find yourself locking lips at every chance you have. A few minutes later, you’d be gasping for air. That’s how much work is being done every time your mouth meets his. More vigorous kissing and petting can burn up to 100 calories in an hour, according to Jaiya Kinzbach, a Los Angeles–based sexologist and the author of "Red Hot Touch." She also recommends kissing in unusual positions. Kissing in different positions can potentially burn up to 200 calories in an hour.

Group Sex

Introducing yourself		3 calories
Overcoming shyness		8 calories
Swapping partners, willingly		4 calories
Swapping partners, unwillingly		62 calories
Jealousy (Partner having more fun than you are)		16 calories
Mixed doubles		26 calories
Being nice to everyone		100 calories
Anger (You suddenly realize that you're wanted for you body and not your mind. Difficult to cope with, especially if you have a Ph.D.)		10 calories
Finding your clothes		5 calories

Special Orgasms

Clitoral.		15 calories
Vaginal		21 calories
Penile		21 calories
Scrotile		15 calories
Rectal		25 calories
Oral (can also occur during an especially good meal)		30 calories

  Giving Oral Sex
Oral sex isn’t only for adding variety to your sexual techniques. It’s also an effective body workout that can burn 100 calories for every 30 minutes. Blast even more calories by getting into different positions while in action. Try yoga positions like the downward facing dog or do some pushups while you’re at it. Your partner will be so excited and amazed.

Pulling Out

After orgasm		1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm		500 calories

Positions

Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other)		20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom (Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.)		25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation)		40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height		18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man		90 calories
While in traction (very useful during ski season)		124 calories

Masturbation

For pleasure only		6 calories
For exercise, too		10 calories
For relief from tension		12 calories
To pass the time		7 calories
To avoid overeating		16 calories
To get in touch with inner self		10 calories
To get in touch with outter self		10.5 calories
To avoid insanity		24 calories
To avoid spending money on a date (In addition to being a viable alternative to television, shopping, and binges, masturbation is a quick and inexpensive way to get warm.)		9 calories
Using your hand(s)		11 calories
Using your finger(s)		9 calories
Using tweezers		2 calories
Using an inflatable doll		24 calories
Using Any fruit or vegetable (Except watermelon or a sprig of parsley)		19 calories
Using a vibrator, hand-operated		12 calories
Using a vibrator, windup		9 calories
Using a vibrator, electric		5 calories
Using anything not mentioned here		50 calories
In a pornographic movie theater - purchasing the ticket		2.5 calories
In a pornographic movie theater - finding isolated seat		78 calories
In a pornographic movie theater - adjusting raincoat		3 calories

Premature Ejaculation*

During insertion		2 calories
During intercourse (Approximately. 2 sec's or 3 thrusts after insertion, whichever comes first.)		5 calories
During foreplay		3 calories
Immature ejaculation (Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.)		4 calories

Pulling Out

After orgasm		1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm		500 calorie

Orgasm

Real		27 calories
Faked		160 calories

Approaching Orgasm

Letting go		5.5 calories
Controlling yourself		79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back		11 calories
Trembling		15 calories
Shaking		20 calories
Shuddering		25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open		33 calories

Sex Related Noises

Short gasps (per gasp)		3 calories
Wheezing		5 calories
Squeals		4 calories
Ecstatic moaning		11 calories
Low growling		8 calories
Squishing		10 calories
Shouting		16 calories
Screaming		18 calories
Urgent begging		22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions ("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.)		25 calories

 

The Act of Insertion

If the man is ready (same vice-versa)		1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa)		274 calories

Worry of erectile dysfuntion?/Bimbang daripada mati pucuk?

Have you realize why one tends to have troubles with erections? The reason is that:

1) testosterone levels begin to decrease. Testosterone is a hormone that influences sexual and athletic performance. It begin to decrease, mainly after the age of 30. Complaints can be mostly  erectile deficiency, fatigue and lack of energy. Low testosterone has also been linked to obesity.

The good news is that testosterone deficiency wasn’t linked to an increased risk of prostate cancer.
 

So young males in their late teens and early twenties need to be careful of not getting over excited when it comes to sex. Do not develop the habit of ejaculating quickly at this stage and feels the need to bed as many girls as possible in the shortest space of time......because such "cultivated habit" will lead to pre-matured ejaculation later in your life cycle.




How to increase testosterone levels 

 

2) your blood circulation isn't what it used to be. 

Erections are caused by blood flow pooling in the penis, so lack of blood pressure and circulation directly affects the strength and size of your erection. 

Statistics show that half of all men aged 40-70 years experience some form of sexual problem

Malay version 
  
Adakah anda sedar mengapa seseorang cenderung mempunyai masalah dengan ereksi? Sebabnya ialah:

1) paras testosteron mula berkurangan. Testosteron adalah hormon yang mempengaruhi prestasi seksual dan olahraga. Ia mula berkurangan, terutamanya selepas umur 30 tahun. Aduan boleh kebanyakannya kekurangan ketegangan, keletihan dan kekurangan tenaga. Testosteron yang rendah juga telah dikaitkan dengan obesiti.

 Berita baik bahawa kekurangan testosterone tidak dikaitkan dengan peningkatan risiko kanser prostat.


 
 Jadi lelaki remaja (antara 19 - 29 tahun) perlu berhati-hati tidak mendapat lebih teruja apabila ia datang untuk seks. Jangan membangunkan tabiat memancut dengan cepat di peringkat ini dan merasa keperluan untuk tidur kerana ramai gadis-gadis yang mungkin di dalam ruang masa yang singkat ...... kerana itu "tabiat tanaman" akan membawa kepada ejakulasi pra-matang kemudian di dalam kitaran hidup.

 Bagaimana untuk meningkatkan paras testosteron


(Saya ada buku ini....tapi susah ikut!!!)

2) peredaran darah anda mungkin "terganggu".

Ereksi adalah disebabkan oleh pengumpulan aliran darah pada zakar, jadi kekurangan tekanan darah dan peredaran langsung memberi kesan kepada kekuatan dan saiz ereksi anda.


Statistik menunjukkan bahawa separuh daripada semua lelaki berumur 40-70 tahun mengalami beberapa bentuk masalah seksual
 

The Sound Effect

Surveys have been conducted to the effect of sound during sex - specifically the moaning effect.

Why some remain silent during the whole process while others start making "noises" The reason is .......

.....Moaning triggers neurological sensory pleasure that also contributes to sexual arousal, especially when it lets him know how much he’s turning you on, which is the ultimate turn-on for him.....Agree??

 

The interview results

1) Super and major turn on. An indicator that I am doing a great job!!
2) At least he's not a dead fish or dead log or I am fxxxxxx a dead corpse
3) That's what keep me going on
5) Spiced up the whole love making process
6) Makes the session so fxxking hot.
7) Helps to relieve performance anxiety
8) Moaning is at least some form of interaction

All agree that moaning should synchronise to your gender. If you are a man ....please moan like a man.  Not screaming like a .......as somethings we might just be too worried it may be heard by the neighbours.
 


Soft and low plus quickly in-out action makes a person feel more horny , otherwise it is a turnoff. A person who moans well might drive our horniness several levels up in an instant!

Having said that,  moaning should comes naturally and not fake

Male G-spot (4)

The Don't of performing prostrate massage

1) Never place anything up the anus that is breakable or sharp. It is very embarassing if we need to visit the doctor!!



2) Never put anything organic

 

3) Never put anything too large up the anus. Never be influence by those who do fisting!!



4) Never put too much pressure on the prostrate as it is just separated by a thin wall 

Do's

1) Use lubrication and lots of it

2) Relax

3) Cleaniness - This means proper clean up before and after. Always use latex glove

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Malay Version

Jangan melaksanakan urut prostate

1) Jangan sekali-kali letakkan apa-apa sehingga dubur yang mudah pecah atau tajam. Ia sangat memalukan jika kita perlu melawat doktor!!

2) Jangan sekali-kali meletakkan apa sahaja bahan organik

 
 3) Jangan sekali-kali letakkan apa-apa yang terlalu besar sehingga dubur. Jangan sekali-kali menjadi pengaruh oleh mereka yang tidak fisting!

 

 4) Jangan sekali-kali meletakkan terlalu banyak tekanan pada mereka yang sujud itu kerana ia hanya dipisahkan oleh dinding nipis

 Apabila melaksanakan urut prostate

 1) Gunakan pelinciran dan banyak ia
 
 
2) Relak

3 Kebersihan - Ini bermakna betul bersih sebelum dan selepas. Sentiasa gunakan sarung tangan susu getah

Male G-spot (3)

Now that we had a few days of "fingering", it is time to introduce the butt plug.



Costing less than RM100,  the anal stimulator is meant to increase blood circulation to the prostrate, recovers prostate function and improves sex life. Some may have battery operated so that it can vibrate for double pleasure.
 

 Compare to fingering, some may feel that the prostrate massager may be too big and thick but as you may have experience, it is quite tiring to finger one self. The only alternative to seek the help of someone who has experience in it....(hehe, you know who to find yeah....)

The advantage is that the toxins may be release out - you may not see it or feel it but it will come out through perspiration and through long and short call.

Malay Version

Kita sudah mempunyai pengamalan beberapa hari untuk "penjarian", sudah tiba masanya untuk memperkenalkan "palam pantat"



Berharga kurang daripada RM100, perangsang dubur yang dimaksudkan untuk meningkatkan peredaran darah ke sujud, pulih fungsi prostat dan memperbaiki kehidupan seks. Sesetengah mungkin mempunyai bateri beroperasi supaya ia boleh bergetar untuk keseronokan berganda.

 
Bandingkan dengan penjarian, ada yang mungkin merasa bahawa urut sujud mungkin terlalu besar dan tebal tetapi kerana anda mungkin mempunyai pengalaman, ia agak memenatkan jari diri sendiri. Satu-satunya alternatif untuk mendapatkan bantuan seseorang yang mempunyai pengalaman di dalamnya .... (hehe, anda tahu siapa untuk mencari yeah ....)

 Kelebihannya ialah bahawa toksin itu boleh melepaskan keluar - anda tidak boleh melihat atau berasa tetapi ia akan keluar melalui peluh dan melalui kencing dan buang air besar.