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Showing posts with label Side Track. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Side Track. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Spontaneous Human Penis Combustion


What is this?

Things that suddenly caught fire and burned up till nothing was left.


Where ?


On 29th afternoon, two students aged 22 -year-old Shangqiu man + the 18 year old live-in apartment mates decided to have sex due to boredom.


What happened?

While enjoying themselves, the girl suddenly felt the lower part of her body getting hot. Her boy friend facial expressions was looking complex and he was speechless.

When he pulls out his cock from her, the man's cock was all red and the heat from his cock was so intense that she cannot get close. Pretty soon , it became black as coal.




At the hospital

The doctor confirmed that the man had indeed had a spontaneous combustion to his penis. And basically it is already beyond help. While the girl's lower body has also suffered burns.

Revelation

The girl revealed that both her boyfriend and her were obsessed with sex, and her boyfriend likes to drink spirits of high degree. Doctors said that the cause of the fire is unknown, but it could be a phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion, perhaps linked to the men drinking habits.

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Side track: Is your sex life strong?



People born on:

3 : lost interest once they have the hunted one
7 : have strong sex life
9 : never express their sex desire even though they like it
13 : highly sexed
15: highly sexed but need mental stimulation
18: like sex but unable to express their desire
19: impossible to satisfy as they never have enough
25: not very strong in sex
27: sex strong
29: highly sexed


Is it true? What are your comments for those not listed here? Care to share?



Saturday, 23 February 2013

Dirty FL

Business was extremely good for some FL during the CNY and most of them do not allow DATY because they said that their mei mei hurt. Well the all in package (bbbj + fj) sky rocketed to RM218 per shot during this period.

1 week after the "lousy" service (why go during peak period), this is what Mr. XYZ didi  shows.


Mr XYZ being a rather shy person, hesitated to contact the doctor, as he is afraid that the doc will examine his didi or worst till, a female nurse. He finally went under a "no choice" situation



Feeling panicky, Mr XYZ went to the Klinik but the doc just examined his urine and with a "litmus paper" and confirmed that it is baterial infection. Oral medication was given, now he is ok already but need to perform a HIV tests.

Pay RM218 for few minutes of enjoyment but suffered weeks of mental agony + medication of RM140. Unlucky him..


Saturday, 2 February 2013

Cheapest / Expensive Massage


Massage advertisement can be anywhere and here's the proof......on rain tree trunk .....but it was taken down in less than 2 weeks. Can it be competitors around the area?

Guess the market rate for the cheapest massage is just RM38-00. I phoned up but noticed that the masseur does not massage the buttock area. Extra service need to top up, including hp ((Then better come to me as I am not so calculative hehe).

Or advertisements can be at men's toilet cubicle door.


The above is taken from the gent's toilet here:

I think you know where is the place. The writer of the ad is an OKT which means that the masseur comes under him. Here he earns a commission around RM50-RM80. The rate is RM200 per hr depending of which comes first - ie your first shot or.....

The last time I visited this place is that they did advertised for 3 varieties (bj, fk and aj) but now the trend is Jap and Russian.

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Online sex is booming....


Further to this case http://urutbatin-manhoodtherapy.blogspot.com/2012/10/off-line-vs-on-line-sales.html we finally go online on Dec 11 2012



Teen’s sex offer a big hit
Other News & Views
Compiled by TAN SIN CHOW, MARTIN CARVALHO and A. RAMAN

A 16-YEAR-OLD girl in Johor Baru is “offering” herself to potential customers through a social networking site, reported China Press.

The “bidding” by interested parties  soared from RM800 to RM15,000 since the offer was uploaded on the site on Dec 11.

The daily reported that the majority of the bidders were willing to pay between RM2,000 and RM3,000 per month for the girl.

It is learnt that many women involved in vice-activities are now willing to be booked on a long-term basis as they feel they do not have to service too many men

Saturday, 17 November 2012

Penis Enlargement with Olive Oil

Bigger is not always better! Think again...The cause of Penile Cancer....




The Story

"I had olive oil  injected into my penis 19 years ago. A friend had done it and told us about it. That friend did injections for me and two others at home," said the patient, who sought treatment for cancer at the Police General Hospital.


Another Story??

Three years after the injection, the tip of his penis showed signs of infection. He decided to get circumcised, which seemed to cure the problem. However, the infection recurred recently. He was diagnosed with cancer.
He was injected with olive oil - No word yet on whether the olive oil was virgin or extra virgin.  

The man’s genitals were working "just fine" until about six months ago. He suffered a cut to his penis and without proper treatment the wound became infected.

He was ashamed to visit a doctor, but the pain and the infection grew so he had no choice.
He was admitted to a private hospital, where doctors found out that cancer has spread in the region. They suggested he move to a government hospital to save on the cost of treatment.

Doctors had no choice but to remove his penis, but the cancer spread towards his abdomen and his testicles.
Doctors have been able to bypass his urethra to his anus, allowing him to control his urine.  This means squat.




What does Doctor have to say?


He said injecting olive oil into a penis cannot enlarge its size. The olive oil, which cannot be absorbed into the body, causes irritation and the body reacts by building connective tissue which can turn malignant.
Doctors are seeing a trend of Thai men injecting olive oil into their penises. About 30 or 40 patients turn up at the hospital every month because of the injections.
The risky and unproven method using the oil - although bees wax, silicone and even paraffin are often also used - is common in Thailand with one Bangkok hospital receiving about 40 patients a month concerned about side-effects.
Pol Lt Gen Jongjate Aojanepong, surgeon-general of the Police General Hospital, said it is a myth that penis injections increase organ size.
"There is no medical procedure to increase the size and make it work properly without causing harm. Normally, the procedure is used for erectile dysfunction," he said.
Words from Urologist
Dr Surat Kittisupaporn, a urologist, said the substances used for penis injections include olive oil and silicone.
"Olive oil is the most popular because it is cheap and widely available," he said.
"But if it turns out to be cancer, it has to be removed," he said.

What about Health Officials
HEALTH officials have told Thai men size does not matter 

What about Women??
Hehe...
sos: Bangkok Post

Monday, 29 October 2012

Off line vs On line sales

A) Off Line sales 

Result : No bidder???

B) Online sales:



Results

1) Brazilian Student Sells Virginity For $780,000 in an online auction. That is Catarina Migliorini (20) bid by Natsu (Japanese man)  Total 15 bids

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Migliorini's decision to sell her virginity to the highest bidder has sparked outrage across the globe, with some  claiming she was little more than a prostitute.

Her response : "I saw this as a business. I have the opportunity to travel, to be part of a movie and get a bonus with it .......If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer."

She added: "It's more sane than doing it drunk at a party with a stranger."

Public Comment:

1) A whore by another name. Why Japs so stupid? I'm sure he can find plenty of cheap (er) virgins around.

2) Why she is worth that much money ? Virginity got so ex meh ? maybe he thought it is jap yen.

3) She is smart one. Chicken mei mei  fuck so many ah pek also wont live to see that kind of money


4) Since, she will lose it sooner or later,,why loose it to some other chap when can really get good money for it,,??

5) there are plenty of cheaper real angmo virgiins from Eastern Europe states. Plenty. But that jap chap is just ... 

6) Nowadays, virginity is not a precious commodity. That is a very expensive whore

7) 780k is no no joke for a virgin........ What is so so special inside that holy cunt cunt......

8) re-attaching the hymen is easily available in southern China and yes, for a minute fraction of the bidded price

2) 21-year-old Sydney student Alex Stepanov, fetched US$3,000, paid by a Brazilian woman. Total 14 bids  from Brazil, India, Australia and US



Not much information about guys. Why arr.........? Not one interested in guys?
Method of Delivery


Australian media said Migliorini would be "delivered" to her buyer on board a plane to Australia and that she would be interviewed before and after losing her virginity at a secret location.



He said the act would be consummated, but not filmed, in the next few weeks.

Terms and Conditions

A condom was compulsory and Natsu must be tested beforehand for any sexually transmitted diseases.

Public Comment:

1) Why get a virgin if cannot fuck raw

2) Its the egoistic pleasure of being the first. It is also the egoistic pleasure of telling the world that I have the money by outbidding the rest.

3) Why he has to use a condom when he had paid her with that kind of price ?

4) Very sinful to part with 780k for a virgin and yet need to wear helmet. Might as well pcc. 780k can cover one's bonking career from 20s to 70s.    

5) What he did not realise is that he really exhibited the lack of intelligence by bidding so much for it. For he knows the price of everything but value of none. Virgins could be had for a tiny fraction of his bidded price.

6) For that price he bidded for, he could definitely impose his terms and condition. In this case this goondu has to do it with a raincoat. WTF!! Where got fun. Even the thinnest raincoat of 0.03 is still a raincoat. I am tempted to say Gong ... C... B ... but... no, I won't do it



Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Now I know...hehe

Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network required employees to inject "models" with TriMix (a controlled substances used to treat erectile dysfunction) using a hypodermic syringe into the model's penis




Why arr??

....of course "to maintain an erection for multiple hours in duration, during which time substantial shooting of the film can take place at one time without lengthy breaks to ensure the actor maintains an erection."

Oh tes nei (Oh, I see)...after decades of wondering why the porn actors are soooo "strong and sustainable". I first I thought they just edit the films as some claim day it is a few days of shooting and later edited into a half hour show!

sos (San Francisco Chronical dated 13 October 2012)

Saturday, 29 September 2012

How much to hire a Private Investigator

Disgruntled retailers at Pearls Centre have decided to put an end to vice activities at massage parlours in the building by hiring a private investigator to uncover their illegal activities.



These retailers contributed
 S$6,000 for a PI to secretly record footage of women soliciting for business at these massage parlours.




The private investigator has recorded six video clips of the women soliciting customers. He spent three weeks exposing these massage parlours.



The retailers plan to submit the video clips as evidence to the police and assist them in closing down these massage parlour

Comment by :

a) This is all rather irrelevant since Pearl Centre is gonna be knocked down for the MRT Thomson Line

b)Spend 6K for this? Knn spend a few hundred buy a spy cam and get some of the ah peks there to volunteer can liao!

C) Doesn't anyone find it strange that this report appears right after the business owners tries to ask for more compensation from the Government on the land acquisition?

The act of the business owners and the release of this report will give the Government sufficient excuse to justify the amount they are willing to give. I smell fish in the whole incident.

D) These shop owners are fine with the KTV and Dirty movie cinema but not some Healthcare" shops?

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Automatic Sperm Extractor

The screen on the machine plays artistic movies (porn lah for those who don't catch the meaning)  when the machine is switch on....somemore... with surround sound in the room. hehe. If you don't like, the machine is also equipped with headphones and two handles on both sides.

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The “massage pipe” in front can be adjusted according to the height of the user.

 Users can also adjust:
- speed (wow, I like the rhythm 9, 1, 9)
-frequency
-force (good, the harder the better)
-temperature etc. 

Too bad...there are terms and conditions attached to this machine.

1) For male infertility patient

“When male infertility patient come for treatment, we must first fully inspect the sperm which requires sperm extraction.” Zhu said, 

2) This machine is only recommended for patients that had difficulty retrieving sperms

3) User must use a condom

4)It is not use for sperm donation.( In fact, sperm bank has very high standards; donors must go through strict medical examination and they will definitely not use a sperm extractor.) 

Disclaimer:

Use at your own risk if your  lan jiao put in kena electrocuted.

My hope:

Will Osim manufacture this product in future? I think it will sell if the price is not that expensive. Found out that it cost only RM2,800-00. Cheap leh....Want to save money use this...hehe



Tuesday, 11 September 2012

haesindang park or penis park

Anybody been here before?


 Two giant penis carvings set among the beautifully manicured grounds at Samcheok's Penis Park.A group of zodiac-carved penises at Haesindong Penis Park near Samcheok, South Korea.

It is just 40 minutes or 20km south of Samcheok city.

Buses leave for Samcheok from Seoul and take about 3.5 hours. When you arrive in Samcheok, take a local bus (numbers 20, 90, or 90-1) from the bus station to Haesindang Park. It should take about 40-50 minutes to reach the park. The entrance fee for the park is 3,000 Won.

 
 
You will be able to adore dozens of sculpted phallus stand erect and collection ranges from hanging arrangements to three meter tall trunks of wood, sculpted by Korean artists to showcase anything from joy, spirituality and sexuality.

 


 Small shacks house sensuality and the small Folk Museum attached showcases penis related art throughout the ages as well as the history of the small fishing community.
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 Story
A young virgin was left her fiance so that she could collect seaweed. However, due to bad weather condition the fiance couldn’t rescue the young maiden. She was drowned in the stormy sea. From that moment, the fisherman were unable to catch enough fish.....so the solution is .....to appease the spirit of the maiden. Brilliant idea - carve statues of penis. Hamsap women. hehe

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Haesindang Park

Varieties of Penis

Some are small and used as armrests for benches or railings, while others are over two meters tall. Of the large ones, some have comical faces, while others are very realistic. There is even a beautiful garden area that features a large penis that rises and falls as part of a water feature and another large penis perfect for pictures

 Haesindang Park

Who visit such place?

Apart from tourist, Korean family, complete with kids! I won't bring my kid as I am too shy to answer any questions related to the penis. Odd isn't it?
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What if they ask you what is the hole all about?

Chinese got zodiac so do the koreans!....as the pic below representing the twelve signs of the Korean animal zodiac

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So can worship the God of Cock?  It seemed like an opportune time for a prayer or two to the god of cock. Can you view the God of Cock inside???