Penis fishing

Its just a coincident that when I did the fish massage, I tumbled into this video and captured screen shorts of the sequence of events. Guess its painful when this guy "ouch..ouch" when the fish hook on to his didi.

This is the penis fish. Luckily its not piranha otherwise his didi all eaten up

He is taking out his didi to "capture" the fish

He needs to wait for a good hour and a half for the catch to be successful, knowing very well the fish is around

Look at his face. The fish finally hook onto his didi....this is where he "ouch...ouch" The bite looks nasty isnt it?

The proof is here. Its rather painful.....but no pain no gain right?

He is coming out of the stream.

Here's the zoom in part. He should have shown the didi with the fish to be more convincing. Underwear also not wet! Will he get an infection from the bite???? Look fake to me, isn't it. Will go to the market to measure the mouth of the big fish. Then we know how large is his penis head. hehe

Wow..he is now grilling the fish. What's the taste? He said that it taste like chicken!

Picture of the day 1- Fish Massage

Oh boy! Every Penis was a clitoris

 The book, “God’s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis.” by Tom Hickmans 

”Every penis in the womb starts as a clitoris before hormones ‘sex’ the brain of the to-be male.”

Proof it:

The penis “retains the mark of its female heritage: its dark underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as the raphe are remnants of the fusion of the vaginal lips.”


What is raphe? Rahphe runs from scrotum to annus.












More pictures of Raphe

Pic taken from Google images

Spontaneous Human Penis Combustion

What is this?

Things that suddenly caught fire and burned up till nothing was left.

Where ?

On 29th afternoon, two students aged 22 -year-old Shangqiu man + the 18 year old live-in apartment mates decided to have sex due to boredom.

What happened?

While enjoying themselves, the girl suddenly felt the lower part of her body getting hot. Her boy friend facial expressions was looking complex and he was speechless.

When he pulls out his cock from her, the man's cock was all red and the heat from his cock was so intense that she cannot get close. Pretty soon , it became black as coal.

At the hospital

The doctor confirmed that the man had indeed had a spontaneous combustion to his penis. And basically it is already beyond help. While the girl's lower body has also suffered burns.

Revelation

The girl revealed that both her boyfriend and her were obsessed with sex, and her boyfriend likes to drink spirits of high degree. Doctors said that the cause of the fire is unknown, but it could be a phenomenon of spontaneous human combustion, perhaps linked to the men drinking habits.

Side track: Is your sex life strong?

People born on:

3 : lost interest once they have the hunted one
7 : have strong sex life
9 : never express their sex desire even though they like it
13 : highly sexed
15: highly sexed but need mental stimulation
18: like sex but unable to express their desire
19: impossible to satisfy as they never have enough
25: not very strong in sex
27: sex strong
29: highly sexed

Is it true? What are your comments for those not listed here? Care to share?

Snake Massage

What type of snakes ?

Its a COLD, SCaLY skin of six foot (1.8 m) pythons [and not this lianjiou snake!]

How this lianjiou snake look like in full length?

How many reptiles work on the body?

3 reptiles named Jasmine, Muscle and Brown. (wow got name somemore)

How is the operation?

The snakes draped themselves over the neck, rolled around on the stomach and back and occassionally arched their necks and stuck out their forked tongues (geli or not?)



What does the snakes feed on?

A diet of live rabbits? (poor rabbits)

How much it cost?

90 min - RM133 

How it feels?

It is a very unique sensation. The treatment give you an adrenaline rush

What to dress?

Just dress in a pair of shorts


Is it safe?

Two masseuses attended the session to ensure safety and to encourage the snakes to move around, making sure they didn't just coil up and stay put in one spot



Their mouths are kept shut with sticky tape (so can put here lah)

What does it cure?

life long fear of snakes

Who says that?

Feri Tilukay 31 Indonesian - "I used to be afraid of snakes, I had a phobia. But after getting this treatment several times, the phobia started going away and now I like snakes"


What is the procedure?

A staff member dressed in a gorilla suit performs a massage

and in another, the customer sits in a bathtub of beer receiving a massage while enjoying a Lager

Jakarta Animal Aid Network (animal rights group) spokesman Benvika

The treatment of the snakes is described as "exploitation" We are angry to hear about any kind of animal exploitation, including snakes.

What is the respond of the Spa Manager - Paulus Abraham?

He insisted that the snakes were not being ill treated - and that they enjoyed the contact with humans that came from the massages. "We don't treat them like workers, we treat them like our friends or family. We kiss them, we hug them we take good care of them"

The snakes are kept in plastic boxes where they are cleaned with antiseptic.



Who are the customers?

Few indonesians, with most of the customers coming from Europe, Japan or South Korea. Usually thrill seekers or just looking for a new experience. Only a handful like Tilukay

It started a year ago, attracting most attention  and  steady stream of customers!

Location?!! (Bali)







Sos: extracted from TheSun dated 14 Nov 2013

Sexercise

Researchers from Montreal's Univesity of Quebec show on average, men burned 101 calories when having sex and women burned 69 calories. This shows that men expending more energy than women. This means that sex can be exercise

What about jogging? Men burn 276 calories or 9.2 calories per min. Women 213 (i.e. 7.1 per minute). This means jogging is better than sexercise.

What about wallking? Sex (moderately-vigorous can burn 4.2 calories a min ) better than a walk.

sos: Thesun 7 Nov 2013

Large testicles more unfaithful???

“Testicular research of a more sociological kind has deduced that :

men with large testicles are likely to be more unfaithful




the converse being true of men with small testicles,” says Tom Hickman, a journalist, has written an expansive history of the male member covering everything

Sperm Analysis Fees

Quite an interesting chart to read and glad to know that Semen Analysis is RM100-00. 

The procedure is basically DIY and one is given a specimen cup. Don't be cheeky to the nurse as asked whether you are suppose to fill up the whole specimen cup. The answer is “No, you are not expected to fill the cup. A typical semen sample is anywhere from 2-7 mL.”

Chart courtesy of "Melbourne Fertility Services Malaysia"

Sperm Analysis Report

volume 2mL = mean how much one ejaculate

pH 7.3 = ph = 7.1 - 8.0 is normal, if lower = acidic the tube inside maybe blocked, if higher alkaline, maybe infection

liquefaction 13.6 min = how many times taken for the semen in gel form (you shot out) to turn into liquid form [in specific time between 10 - 30 min is normal]

Viscosity = or the liquidity of the ejaculate. Free-flowing ejaculate lets the sperm travel into the cervical mucus without difficulty; viscous, or thick, ejaculate can slow or even halt the progress of sperm, making it difficult to fertilize the egg

motility a = Some classify as (a, b ,c or L) mean how many sperm can move in straight line, a best, b ok, c the worst, L (u r f***ed )

Concentration = a sperm count as measured in a hemocytometer; an indication of the health of the relevant testicles and a guide to the prospective fertility of the ejaculate and the donor

total sperm count 50th percentile 318 million = how much sperm in specific volume, higher better



morphology 2% = how many deformed sperm, lower the better (Some even 0.3%)

Others

white blood cell count 0% = if got then infection
red blood cell count 0% = if got then you are f***ed
fructose 18.3 μmol = sugar content, higher better as it acts as a source of energy for the sperm